"If You Love the President..."
Gene Weingarten's Below the Beltway column in this week's Washington Post Magazine is so funny you just have to check it out. I MEAN HAVE TO! Over here it was responsible for audible laughter coming through the loo door as well as the "laughed till I cried" reaction a little later on.
If you're not an online Post member take the two minutes and register. It's well worth it. Cross my heart.